The Agreement which follows establishes the mutual relationship that will exist between us. Either of us can break our ties at any time (though some obligations will go on after this Agreement terminates), but our Agreement here establishes the legal rights and responsibilities we, together, will have in regard to each other while our relationship continues - and afterwards.
What follows is a contract, and so you should read each of its provisions carefully so that you understand them. In order to post here, you have to enter into the following "Terms of Service" Agreement with us.
By clicking the button below that says, "Yes! I accept the Terms of Service and enter into this Agreement" and also when you communicate with other Members, or when you establish a profile in which you can upload information, statements, or photographs, you enter into the Agreement. You can't change the Terms of Service or alter them in any way or only agree to some of the provisions. If you don't want to agree to the Terms of Service, you should use your browser "back" button or exit from this site by clicking this link here and proceed out of this website.
NOTICE: You should know that authorized access to LOCALGRANNY.COM, including, but not limited to using any of its Services, is limited to persons who have read and who have accepted the Agreement which follows - and only to persons legally competent to enter into contracts. Permission for access is denied to all other persons by its owners and operators. Unauthorized access to any of LOCALGRANNY.COM's Services amounts to the crime of computer trespass or computer intrusion under the laws of one or more jurisdictions. And so, if you are under the age of 18, you may not use the services of LOCALGRANNY.COM at all. If you are a minor and proceed to click and accept, you do as a trespasser, subject to criminal penalty. Please wait until you are 18 years of age or older, and then come back to join. If you are under the age of 18, please click this link here.
Nature, Formation, Modification and Duration of Agreement, Definitions of persons mentioned in this Agreement. This Agreement (sometimes called "Terms of Service" in this Agreement) is made and entered into by and between LOCALGRANNY.COM (also sometimes called "we" and "us" in this Agreement), and "you", a Member in the program administered by us, for good and valuable consideration (the receipt and sufficiency of which is hereby acknowledged by you and by LOCALGRANNY.COM); Together, you and we are the "parties"; You become a Member by entering into this Agreement; the other persons who do so are "Members", too. Your relationship with us (and that of other Members) is called a "Membership" in this Agreement. You will have expressed your assent, consent, and agreement to all of the terms of this Agreement by clicking on the link below ("Yes! I accept the Terms of Service and enter into this Agreement").
In other words, all of the terms of this Agreement regulate your use as a Member of the services of LOCALGRANNY.COM and you accept these Terms completely and agree to be bound by them.
This Agreement is subject to change by us at any time through a procedure calculated and designed to inform you of the change: If we decide to change this Agreement, when we do so we will send you a notification of each change at the email address identified in your profile. We will also post the changes on the web page at this address: http://www.localgranny.com/terms-of-use.php. You agree that this is a reasonable procedure that will reasonably and effectively communicate notices of Agreement changes to you. (You also agree that, should you determine to discontinue the use of the email address that you provided to us at the time of registration, substituting another email address, you will update your registration information with us by changing it to reflect the newly intended email address and by deleting the former email address, before you cease monitoring messages in the former email account, insuring that our emails will always be sent to your active, current, monitored email address.) You agree that if you use any of the Services offered by LOCALGRANNY.COM after we have transmitted an email to you in this manner and we have posted it to the page whose URL is set forth above, you thereby give your agreement and consent to the Agreement as it has been changed, regardless of whether you actually read or received the email notifying you of the change or whether you actually did or did not read the changes posted, and those changes will become effective to modify this Agreement forty-eight (48) hours after we transmitted such an email to you. If you do not wish to consent to the changes in this Agreement, you must cancel your Membership though this link and you must refrain from using any of the Services offered by LOCALGRANNY.COM. This Agreement remains in force and effect until or unless it is changed in accordance with the terms of this Paragraph or is otherwise terminated under the terms of this Agreement. Some of your obligations to us under this Agreement or any successor Agreement survive any change or termination of this Agreement or the termination of your Membership for any reason.
We promise you the following, while you are a Member, subject to all of the terms of this Agreement that:
1. We will provide you with a Service that enables you to post photographs and personal profile information about you for the evaluation or enticement of our other Members, and which will enable other registered Members to contact you and you to contact them by instant message or email, and for all of our Members to search for one another, all by means of our servers and proprietary software. In this Agreement, "Service" and "Services" are used interchangeably to mean these same things or any of them.
2. LOCALGRANNY.COM is intended and operated only for purposes of entertainment and fun and for no other purpose or purposes. We have created and operate what we think to be the best platform in existence to encourage and facilitate the process of bringing people together online. We hope that you meet other people you like through our Services – and that they like you, too. If you'd like to flirt or get in touch with other Members, we hope that you get to do that, too. But we do not guarantee that you will ever meet, chat, converse, or flirt with, or exchange any information with any other person. We cannot guarantee and do not promise any specific results from use of the Services. We also do not guarantee any kind of interaction or relationship with persons you would meet through the services of LOCALGRANNY.COM. We aim to entertain and amuse you – and in order to enhance your enjoyment of the time you spend with us, we will employ technical means to engage you in the simulation of flirting with and discovering other attractive people. If we do it well, you may never be able to tell that we are doing it or know when it happens. This is more fully explained in Section I. of this Agreement, Cautions About The Use Of This Service And Your Release Of Liability. We will aspire to operate LOCALGRANNY.COM in a reasonable way under procedures that enhance your enjoyment and the benefit that you will receive from our Services, to protect your autonomy, expression, freedom of choice access, and security in ways that seem reasonable to us (in our sole discretion) and to endeavor to accomplish these things in the manners particularly described in this Agreement. We have the sole and exclusive right to run LOCALGRANNY.COM and its Services as we see fit, to terminate or modify any or all of its Services, to terminate your Membership or that of anyone else, or even to terminate this site or any Service or any part of any Service at any time, for any reason or for no reason, with or without prior notice to you or anyone else, as we choose, in our sole discretion. Our choices will always balance competing interests and values, including our own, and our decisions may not satisfy everyone nor perfectly nor even approximately accomplish any particular goal mentioned in this Paragraph. We will run LOCALGRANNY.COM by doing what we think is the right thing and you agree to accept our services exclusively on that basis.
3. We will answer your questions within a reasonable time about these "Terms of Service" and the way our Service operates. We may decline to answer questions about proprietary information or trade secrets in the operation of our site or for any other business reason.
4. We will design and implement reasonable measures calculated to assure your reasonable (but severely attenuated and diminished) expectation of privacy in the context of a Service which, by its very nature, attracts public attention to your appearance and profile, puts you in contact with strangers, and which depends on advertising and promotion with other, independent entities for commercial viability. You will be able to post your photographs, personal profile, and comments, and engage in instant chat with other persons in line with our Member Privacy, Security and Information Usage Policy, Section D. of this Agreement.
5. When we change this Agreement, we will send you an email advising you of the change and post the changes, as more fully explained in the controlling provisions above, in Section A. of this Agreement.
6. Our liability to you concerning any of these obligations and any duty which we might owe to you are limited by the disclaimers of liability and other provisions contained in this Agreement.
The following language conveniently summarizes many of your obligations to us. Some or most of the obligations described in this Part C. are more completely recited in other parts of this Agreement and the more complete recitation controls if there appears to be any conflict between them. Neither that a duty described elsewhere is omitted in this Part C. nor that a duty is alone described here affects its validity and force.
You promise and represent to us all of the following, subject to all of the terms of this Agreement.
1. You are at least 18 years old at the present time. You agree that when you register with us, you will honestly and accurately enter the true date and year of your birth. You also agree that all of the other information you provide us for any purpose at any time will be truthful, accurate, and complete, as provided for in Paragraph 9. of this Section, in the Registration Rules contained in Section E. of this Agreement, and in Section J., Use and Abuse of the Services, and elsewhere in this Agreement. You acknowledge that you have the legal capacity to enter into this Agreement, so that you are able to give your legal consent to this Agreement according to any laws applicable in your jurisdiction of residence. As stated at the beginning of this Agreement persons under the age of 18 cannot use the services of LOCALGRANNY.COM. Therefore, you promise to undertake any necessary step to avoid any minor accessing the services of LOCALGRANNY.COM, including, but not limited to, any parental control protection measures on any possible device a minor could have access to. If you should apprehend that a minor uses the services, you agree to immediately inform us. You waive any responsibility of LOCALGRANNY.COM regarding any unauthorized use of the services by a person under the age of 18.
2. You agree to keep your email address registered with us current and to monitor your incoming email every day. You agree to read the email messages we send you. If they announce a change or modification of these and you do not wish to agree to them, you agree that you must immediately cancel your Membership in the manner provided for in this Agreement and that you will nevertheless be bound by those changes or modifications should you fail to immediately cancel your membership.
3. You agree to click on the Terms of Service link located on our homepage to check for changes or modifications in these Terms of Service at least as frequently as you use any of the Services offered by us.
4. You agree to read the provisions of this Agreement and to ensure that your conduct conforms to the rules and obligations set forth in them in every respect, at all times. You agree not to do any of the things that this Agreement prohibits. You agree to seek amplification or explanation from us in regard to any term, wording, or provision that you do not understand or which seems confusing or vague to you and to accept our explanation or interpretation, in our sole discretion, as authoritative, final, and controlling, You understand that more detailed Registration Rules (Section E.) Member Standards of Conduct (Section F.) are contained in this Agreement and that, by accepting this Agreement, you are bound by them as they are presently articulated and as they may, in the future, be changed or modified.
5. You agree to obey the laws of every jurisdiction, national, state or provincial, and local that has authority over you in your use of our Services. You agree that you will not use the Services to infringe or violate the rights of or to intimidate, harass, or bully any Member (or any other person at all), nor to violate our rights, nor do any of these things in any place or manner outside our Services with information or other things that you obtained using our Services. You agree that, in using our Services, you will at all times act reasonably and in good faith, and that you will not unreasonably burden or afflict or inconvenience the use of the Services by any Member or us. Important details concerning your obligations are contained in this Agreement under Member Standards of Conduct. (Section F.) You warrant to comply with any applicable export control laws. You also guarantee that you are not on the “Specially Designated National” list of the U.S. Department of the Treasury.
6. You agree that, in using our Services, you will accept sole and exclusive liability for the consequences of your own conduct inmem violation of this Agreement or in violation of the legal rights of any person, or in violation of the law. You understand that this Agreement contains many provisions regarding your own liability for your conduct, your complete waiver of any claim against us, and your indemnification of us should any aspect of your conduct give rise to a claim against us; each is important for you to understand in this regard. See Sections H., I., J., and K., and other provisions contained elsewhere. You agree that as a Member, you are using our Services for your own purposes and that the relationship between you and us is not a joint venture or partnership nor an employment or agency relationship. We simply provide Services to you under this Agreement. You are not authorized to do anything at all on our behalf nor to tell or otherwise communicate anything to the contrary to any person under any circumstances.
7. You agree that you will not share your password with any other person, nor through oversight or negligence, allow any other person to learn it. You will not permit any other person (not even your spouse, Significant Other, or BFF!) to gain access to your account. You will notify us immediately when you learn or suspect that the confidentiality of your password has been compromised. This obligation is more fully explained and is controlled by Section D. of this Agreement, Member Privacy, Security and Information Usage Policy. and at Paragraph F. 6., in the Member Standard of Conduct.
8. You understand that your registration entitles you and only you to use the Services provided to you at registration, and that no right or privilege or access granted to you concerning the Service can be sold, assigned, leased, given, rented, or transferred by you to any other person (or published or distributed) without our prior consent in writing. You promise that you will not do or attempt to do any of these things. LOCALGRANNY.COM is entitled to assign any or all of its rights and obligations under this Agreement or its Services to any other person without any liability if this situation should occur.
9. You agree that you will co-operate with us in any reasonable investigation that we may conduct concerning the use of the Services by you or any other person. You will provide us with accurate, truthful, and complete statements, information, correspondence, records, and/or documents, promptly upon our request, and if asked to do so, you will provide it under oath. This duty is more fully explained in this Agreement under Abuse and Proper Use of the Services (Section J.).
10. You agree to tell us (as provided for in Section L. of this Agreement, Termination) when you want to call it quits and terminate your active participation in the Services we provide by canceling your registration at this link. Some of your obligations under this Agreement will continue after termination as provided in this Agreement.
11. By posting your photograph and personal profile here, you voluntarily attract the attention and interest of many persons, and you thereby ask them to comment or evaluate. You agree to waive any claims against anyone operating or using this Service for defaming you or for portraying you in a false light, for insulting you, or for bringing private facts any of them might know about you to public knowledge or to the knowledge of any other person, for hurting your feelings, and for intentional infliction of emotional distress upon you. Simply put, you are most sincerely advised not to disclose anything about yourself in our Services – even in messages - that you don't want to be known publicly – and that you should not use our Services at all unless you have a very thick skin. This is more fully explained in Section I. of this Agreement, Cautions About The Use Of This Service And Your Release Of Liability.
12. You might meet actual people through our services, but we provide no guarantee in that respect whatsoever. Some of the messages you may receive, will be sent by computer generated profiles, i.e. not by a real person. Some of the messages you may receive, will be sent by real persons, although we do not guarantee you will actually receive messages from real people and if you do, we do not guarantee the veracity of the information they may send you. In this Agreement, you release us from all liability stemming from any of this. This is more fully explained in Section I. of this Agreement, Cautions About The Use Of This Service And Your Release Of Liability.
13. Categories of Membership and Charges:
14. THE PURCHASE OF MESSAGE BUNDLES IS NORMALLY NON-REFUNDABLE, EXCEPT IF OUR CUSTOMER CARE DEPARTMENT WOULD DECIDE THAT A REQUEST FOR A REFUND IS JUSTIFIED. Once purchased the message bundle has no monetary value and only entitles you to use of the Services we provide. In addition to paying the published price, you are responsible for paying all applicable taxes in connection with the purchase of the message bundle.
15. Refund requests will be handled on a case by case basis by our Customer Care Department. Even upon termination of the Agreement, whether by LOCALGRANNY.COM or by you, you agree that any remaining or unused subscription will be lost and non-refundable except in special circumstances under which a request for refund would have been justified, such as, for instance, exceptional long periods of interruption of service). This also remains upon any later reactivation of your membership.
16. You also are solely responsible for any fees or charges incurred to access our Services through an Internet access provider or other third party service, including but not limited to telephone charges.
17. YOU, AND NOT WE, ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYING ANY AMOUNTS BILLED TO YOUR CREDIT CARD BY A THIRD PARTY, WHICH WERE NOT AUTHORIZED BY YOU.
18. You represent and warrant to us that you are authorized to charge transactions on the credit card you used to purchase your prepay message bundle. You understand that we can sue you and take any other lawful collection action should you defraud us in this regard or should you fail to pay your message bunlde charges as they are incurred. You also agree that we shall have the right to recover our reasonable attorney's fees and court costs associated with such a lawsuit.
19. Your profile remains in effect on our website unless you give notice to us to cancel your account, in which case we will delete your profile and your login details.
1. You agree that you are exclusively responsible for assuring the confidentiality of your username and password, and the security of your account. Upon becoming a registered member of LOCALGRANNY.COM, we will create an account for you and you will select a unique username and password combination which allows you to access the Services we provide. You agree that you shall not transfer or assign them (or any of your rights under this Agreement) nor shall you grant permission for their use to or by any other person. The username and password are confidential and proprietary material, the property of LOCALGRANNY.COM, and you have a strict obligation to keep the username and password confidential. We may cancel your account, at any time, with or without providing you a new account, and/or issue you a new Username and Password combination for an existing account, with or without cause, with or without prior notice to you and we may bar you from further registrations, all in our sole and absolute discretion. You never acquire a right to the use of our Services which we cannot discontinue. Should the confidentiality of your username or password become compromised or should you have reason to believe that either may have become compromised by having been learned by a person other than you, you agree to immediately to inform us via this link.
2. The physical security of the data you upload to LOCALGRANNY.COM has been protected by our special security protocols engineered to afford a high degree of integrity and protection against the theft, destruction, unauthorized use, or alteration of the information associated with you or collected from you. However, no one can guarantee absolute protection of data stored on servers, and we do not warrant or guarantee the protection and security of any data you enter, upload, or transmit, but we have a high degree of confidence that our protocols result in security in line with sound business practices and industry standards. You agree to keep and retain local offline backup copies of every item of text, images, audio, video, links, scripts, and/or design that may be of any value to you, so that its deletion from our Services, intentional or otherwise, will not irretrievably cause its permanent loss to you or destruction – and we most strenuously advise you to do so regularly and often, as frequently as you make any change to your page. We assume no obligation to back-up any of your data or to provide you with any copy of any data.
3. You agree that our authorized representatives may gain access to your account (and all of the information and data it contains) and use it for any reasonable business purpose. They can, in their full, complete, and final discretion change or delete or add to any of the contents of your account – by way of example and without any limitation of the foregoing, to remove profane language, to change your listed gender, to remove images or text of any kind, and, in short, to make any and all possible changes in our sole discretion, of any kind or sort whatsoever, for any reason or for no reason, with or without any prior notice. We may even put advertising on your page or in your communications in our Services.
4. You agree that you have a severely diminished and attenuated expectation of privacy with respect to any information, files, or data you provide or upload to LOCALGRANNY.COM or which is collected by it in association with your identity. In fact, you grant us extensive rights concerning them to use them all commercially.
5. The very nature of this site puts you and your profile in the public eye for evaluation and rating and comment, and attracts instant chat and email from strangers. You consent to receiving email and instant messages (including advertisements and solicitations, even if they are duplicates) from LOCALGRANNY.COM, and its associates, licensees, customers, strangers, and Members without temporal or any other limitation, qualification, or reservation, even if you have had no prior contact or communication with any such person. You expressly consent to our disclosure and commercial use of the Content that you upload, communicate or transmit in your use of our Services and to our disclosure and the commercial use of any data or information derived or acquired from your use of the Services, including use by third-party advertisers, without effect to the other releases, grants, and licenses contained in this Agreement. The term "Content" in this Agreement means everything and anything at all that is capable of publication, posting, uploading, transmission, or communication, including but not limited to text, images, photographs, video, music, programs, and anything else so capable, at all, without limitation. The terms of this Paragraph survive the termination of this Agreement for any reason.
6. You agree that, even should you terminate this Agreement, portions of your profile may remain visible by other Members.
7. You agree that, by registering and uploading and/or transmitting Content in our Services, you, yourself, are publishing them by your use of our Services. You warrant and represent to us that you possess all Publication Rights concerning any Content you use or employ in your use of our Services and that your use of our Services in connection with any Content violates the rights of no person whatsoever. You warrant that our commercial use of that Content will violate the rights of no person whatsoever. You irrevocably grant us the freely assignable or licensable right to our unrestricted, royalty-free, worldwide use of the Content that you shall publish or transmit through the use of our Services in any media or merchandise at any time, irrevocably and perpetually, waiving and releasing any and all private rights, including but not limited to rights of publication and/or publicity, public disclosure of private facts, moral rights, copyright, and any other right of any character whatsoever belonging to any person that might otherwise burden such free use of this Content in the manner described. You warrant that you possess all rights and powers necessary to effectively grant the licenses and permissions necessary for the exercise of free and plenary use of the Content which you have granted to us and to others in this Section. You further warrant and represent to us that you can prove your right to do so through documentary evidence. These foregoing provisions shall survive the termination of this Agreement for any reason.
8. You agree that, at all times, we may examine, monitor, acquire any information associated with your use of our Services, and to disclose it to any person in our own sole and absolute discretion whenever we determine that disclosure is necessary, convenient or appropriate in discharging our legal obligation or to protect the rights or property of any person, including but not limited to ourselves, in the enforcement of the terms of this Agreement or for any business purpose.
9. We and third-party advertisers may set cookies or run scripts on your computer that enable us or our advertising partners to identify your computer and various selections made and websites and pages visited by you and other persons using your computer, for the purpose of directing advertising that we or they feel may be of the most interest to you, and to display that advertising. You consent to that.
10. Without limitation of the foregoing or of any other term in this Agreement, you agree that we and our banks, agents, employees, customer service personnel, or credit card processors may confirm the fact of this Membership subscription, its cost, the level of membership, and/or its inception and termination dates to anyone who may contact us or any of them with the number of any credit card which you have tendered to us or to our banks, agents, employees, customer support personnel, or credit card processors and that we may use any personal or financial information concerning you to collect sums owed to us or otherwise to enforce the terms of this Agreement.
11. You agree that the provisions of this Section, among others in this Agreement, survive the termination of this Agreement.
You agree that:
1. All of the registration information you provide us about yourself – whether online or offline – whether in person at our parties and business events or in correspondence or otherwise - will be truthful, accurate, and complete. Without limiting the foregoing, you will provide your real name, date of birth and email address.
2. You agree to update your registration information in your account in a timely and prompt manner whenever the information collected from you at the time of registration changes. You will assure that it is complete and accurate as long as you maintain an account.
3. You agree that you shall not register under the name of any other person, real or not, living or dead, whether with that person's authorization or otherwise, nor shall you use registration information not your own. You will not maintain simultaneous registration for more than one (1) identity relating to you, yourself.
4. Purchased credits will expire 12 months from purchase date if not used.
1. You are responsible for the consequences of your conduct. You agree that you will violate no law nor infringe any private right, trademark, or copyright in your use of the Services and you agree that you will use the Services only in a reasonable and responsible way. Without limiting the foregoing, you agree that you will not post or upload to LOCALGRANNY.COM, nor through its Services, publish, depict, promote, advertise, transmit, or communicate any Content ("Content" is defined as Paragraph D. 5. of this Agreement) described below nor will you engage in any practice described below, whether done by only yourself or through the agency of any other person:
2. You agree that you will not use any robot, spider, other automatic device, or manual process to monitor or copy our web pages or the Content contained herein without our prior express written permission. You agree that you will not use any device, software or routine to bypass or to interfere or attempt to interfere with the proper working of 'LOCALGRANNY.COM'.
3. You agree that you will not use our Services to upload, transmit, communicate, advertise, promote, display, or publish any Content for which you do not possess all Publication Rights to use the Content in the manner that you wish to use it. You also agree that you will not use our Services to do any of those things unless you possess written evidence that you possess Publication Rights to use the Content in the manner that you wish to use it.
4. You agree that you will not use the Service in any manner that imposes an unreasonable or disproportionately large load on our infrastructure or unreasonably burdens, limits, restricts, or interferes with the use or enjoyment of the Service by any other person.
5. You agree to read any Email sent to you by LOCALGRANNY.COM on a daily basis and not to filter or otherwise defeat the transmission of Email we send.
6. You agree that you incur liability under this Agreement for any other person's use and/or disclosure of your username/password combination caused by your intentional or negligent conduct.
7. Without limiting any of the foregoing provisions of Paragraphs g) or l), you agree that you will never use our Services in connection with any Content describing or depicting any person under the age of 18. Ever.
8. Using our Services should be a pleasant experience, not only for you, but also for other Members. You may not use the services of LOCALGRANNY.COM if you have ever been convicted of any crime concerning sexual conduct prohibited by the law or if you are obligated to register as a sex offender with any government entity or agency; or if you are currently accused of a sexual based offense. If you are a sex offender or a sexually violent predator, you may not use the Services and we do not wish to enter into a contract with you – please leave this website immediately by clicking here.
1. You acknowledge and agree that all Content contained in LOCALGRANNY.COM, including but not limited to the Content contained in postings, is protected under the law of copyright, and is owned by or is licensed to LOCALGRANNY.COM, or its Members, and such Content represents proprietary and valuable intellectual property. You agree and warrant that you will not use the Content appearing in LOCALGRANNY.COM in any public performance nor use, distribute, or republish such Content in any manner inconsistent with the intellectual property rights of the owner of the Content.
2. You acknowledge and agree that LOCALGRANNY.COM's page design and layout and logos and other graphics and images are valuable intellectual property of LOCALGRANNY.COM and are protected by copyright, trademark, service mark, patent, and other laws and rights associated with the protection of intellectual property. You will not use any of these items except as provided in this Section. Our protected intellectual property as described herein, received through your use of the Service, may be displayed, and used by you for your use only when you use it in connection with the Service, provided that you must preserve any indicia of trademark or service mark, copyright, or patent, and that you may make no alteration or modification to the item of intellectual property.
3. Digital Millennium Copyright Act. If you believe that your work has been copied and posted on the LOCALGRANNY.COM in a way that constitutes copyright infringement, please provide our Copyright Agent with the following information consistent with the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA): an electronic or physical signature of the person authorized to act on behalf of the owner of the copyright interest; a description of the copyrighted work that you claim has been infringed; a description of where the material that you claim is infringing is located on the our site including the URLs of web pages and/or hyperlinks; your address, telephone number, and email address; a written statement by you that you have a good faith belief that the disputed use is not authorized by the copyright owner, its agent, or the law; a statement by you, made under penalty of perjury, that the foregoing information in your Notice is accurate and that you are the copyright owner or authorized to act on the copyright owner's behalf. LOCALGRANNY.COM's Copyright Agent for Notice of claims of copyright infringement can be reached as follows:
Custodian of Records:
It is the intention of LOCALGRANNY.COM. to fully comply with the DMCA, including the Notice and "take down" provisions and to benefit from the safe harbors immunizing it from liability to the fullest extent provided by law, and to the extent the Notice and "take down" requirements above may deviate from the requirements under the DMCA then the Notice requirements as provided by the DMCA shall control and are herein incorporated by reference. The provisions of this Section, among others in this Agreement, survive the termination of this Agreement.
YOU UNDERSTAND AND AGREE THAT THE SERVICES PROVIDED ARE LIKELY TO BE IMPERFECT. YOU AGREE TO ACCEPT THE SERVICES "AS IS" AND AS THEY ARE PROVIDED, AT YOUR OWN EXCLUSIVE RISK, WHEN THEY ARE PROVIDED, AND TO THE EXTENT THAT THEY ARE OFFERED OR FAIL TO BE OFFERED, SUBJECT TO EACH AND EVERY ISSUE, PROBLEM, IMPERFECTION, DEFECT, IRREGULARITY, DISCONTINUITY, OR FAILURE THEY MAY POSSESS. YOU AGREE YOU HAVE NO RECOURSE OR CLAIM ARISING FROM ANY OF THEIR QUALITIES, PROPERTIES, DEFECTS AND/OR FAILURES.
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1. You know and agree that (with the exception of banner ads, FAQ's and instructions, and design elements), the postings contained on LOCALGRANNY.COM and the Content they each display, were designed, written and posted, by persons, like yourself, having no collaborative relationship with us for the creation of any such Content. You agree and understand that we have absolutely no control over the nature of these postings or their Content because they are user-submitted and automatically posted and transmitted by technical rather than human means. You agree that LOCALGRANNY.COM has no duty to monitor any posts or instant chat or otherwise to review the use or postings or communications of any Member, notwithstanding any power we may have to do any of those things. We reserve the right to investigate postings and conduct which may be in violation of this Agreement. You understand and agree that there is no partnership, agency, or employment relationship between us and you or any of the Members and that we do not regularly nor routinely review, examine, censor, or monitor any of these postings nor exert oversight of such a nature as would protect you from offense, harm, injury, embarrassment, humiliation or other risk, and that by your participation in the services provided by LOCALGRANNY.COM, you bear some risk that, due to the conduct of other subscribers, you may be subjected the harm described here or to other harm. You are advised to use your own judgment to evaluate all advertisements, solicitations, and other communications posted on this site or promoting such a posting prior to taking any action or transmitting anything of value to any person in connection with them. You are advised not to share personal information about yourself, your name, your location or employment, your family, or your email address or telephone number with strangers. Please use caution, common sense, and safety when using our Services. You are solely responsible for your interactions with our other Members.
2. By using the Service to post your images and personal profile, you invite and encourage attention by others, and in fact you ask others to evaluate you. You understand that by doing so, you may attract negative comments and evaluations and that you may attract persons who react negatively to you and your appearance. These persons may contact you through any of the means of contact that are possible – inside or outside our Service. You understand that persons, including strangers, may contact you for unlawful purposes and with intent to harm you, to steal from you, to cheat you, to defraud you, or to make you sad in these ways and others. You also understand that because the activity of Members and others who use the Services are generally not monitored or intercepted by us, that postings, ratings, and contact from any of these persons cannot and will not be prevented by us. We cannot and will not protect you from predators. You can't count on any safety net except your own prudence and common sense. Please use that common sense, caution, and safety when using our Services. We remind you that you are solely responsible for your interactions with our other Members.
3. You may find other users' information or their communications to you to be offensive, harmful, inaccurate, or deceptive. Because we are not generally involved in member interactions, in the event that you have a dispute with one or more members or those persons who have posted, viewed, or used information on the LOCALGRANNY.COM you unconditionally release us and our owners, operators, officers, directors, employees, agents, subsidiaries, successors, attorneys, contractors, and assigns, from any and all claims, demands and damages (actual and consequential) of every kind and nature, known and unknown, suspected and unsuspected, disclosed and undisclosed, arising out of or in any way connected with the operation of LOCALGRANNY.COM and any use or misuse of the Services we provide by any other person whatsoever. Without limitation of the foregoing, you acknowledge and agree that LOCALGRANNY.COM is not responsible for or liable to you for any contact that you may receive as a result of your use of our Services, whether such contact is from cyberspace, by telephone, though e-mail, by snail mail, in person, or consisting of advertising, spamming, solicitation, harassment, stalking, abuse, or recruitment and any and all consequences ensuing from such contact, whether or not you have notified us of any threat, risk, or actual harm.
4. Without prejudice to or limitation of any of the foregoing or any other term or provision of this Agreement, you unconditionally release us and our owners, operators, officers, directors, employees, agents, subsidiaries, successors, attorneys, contractors, and assigns from any and all claims, demands and damages (actual and consequential) of every kind and nature, known and unknown, suspected and unsuspected, disclosed and undisclosed, arising out of or in any way connected with the contents of any postings, ratings, evaluations, comments, and messages, the deletion or modification of any posting, any use or misuse of any Content which you may post or transmit, and access to your profile or its Content by any person whatsoever, whether or not you have notified us of any threat, risk, or actual harm.
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6. In order to enhance your amusement experience, to stimulate you and others to use our Services more extensively, and to generally sprinkle some sparkle and excitement into the Services of LOCALGRANNY.COM, we may post fictitious profiles, generate or respond to communications by means of automated programs or scripts that simulate or attempt to simulate your intercommunication with another real human being (though none really exists and any dialog is generated by programming), and we may employ or contract for the paid services of real persons who may interact with you as part of their compensated employment. While these communications may seem genuine, authentic, and personal, they may be broadcast simultaneously to a large number of persons and possess none of these qualities. While their contents may appear to be true, they may be quite false; while their contents may appear to sincere, they may be quite disingenuous. Sometimes, we may use these techniques or others like them for other business purposes, too, including, but not limited to those cases in which we monitor and/or investigate into operations, including but not limited to allegations that you or others have violated this Agreement.
7. Without prejudice to or limitation of any of the foregoing or any other term or provision of this Agreement, you hereby unconditionally release us and our owners, operators, officers, directors, employees, agents, subsidiaries, successors, attorneys, contractors, and assigns, and all other persons from any and all claims, demands and damages (actual and consequential) of every kind and nature, known and unknown, suspected and unsuspected, disclosed and undisclosed, incurred and alleged to be incurred, by any of them in connection with any
8. We do not perform criminal background checks on our users or Members. Nonetheless, you agree that we may execute such a check if we deem it necessary. A self-background screening may be carried out by a third party on request of a member, though we do not guarantee the accuracy or reliability of these background checks. You waive any liability whatsoever that may arise out of or relates to the (absence or performance of) background checks performed by us or by any third parties.
9. We will not guarantee 24/7 availability of the Website and the Service. You agree that we have the right to alter the Website or Service any time and that we will not be held responsible for any change or interruption of the Service.
10. You agree that all of the provisions of this Section survive the termination of this Agreement for any reason.
1. You are responsible to know and control the Content of your postings. You alone are legally responsible for your Content. You acknowledge and agree that LOCALGRANNY.COM will not actively or regularly control, supervise, monitor or censor the Content of your postings, although it reserves the right to do at its option. We need not control public access to your postings, by age or otherwise.
2. We reserve the right to investigate into claims of misconduct or the violation of this Agreement and to delete postings or any part of them in the exercise of our sole discretion. You understand that the number, variety of such postings, and the Content of any of them will not remain fixed, but that over time, additions and eliminations of such postings will take place and that the Content found on any of the respective postings will change both by addition and elimination. You agree to promptly and diligently co-operate in good faith with all requests made by us to investigate any violation or allegations of violation of any of the terms contained in this Agreement and/or to verify your compliance with this Agreement; you agree to provide us with such documents, records and statements as we may reasonably request, including but not limited to your recorded or transcribed statements under oath, and to execute such consent forms as may be necessary or convenient for us to obtain documents, records, and statements not in your actual possession. You understand that we reserve the right to proceed against you for damages, injunction, or other relief should you violate the terms of this Agreement and we may, in our sole discretion, terminate your membership for such a violation and/or report your identity to any law enforcement agency, other agency of government, school, or any other person at all, without prejudice to our broader rights of disclosure under Part D. and/or any other part of this Agreement. You understand that, should we delete a post or any part of it, the deletion may result in the permanent destruction of the material deleted. As otherwise required in this Agreement, you should back up locally all of the Content contained in your posts. These provisions survive the termination of this Agreement for any reason.
1. You agree to indemnify, defend and hold us (and any and all of our owners, operators, employees, contractors, agents and attorneys) harmless from any and all cost, expense or liability (including but not limited to any fine, award or judgment or settlement) arising or deriving from any prosecution, claim, civil litigation, administrative action, arbitration, mediation or litigation of any character whatsoever arising in any manner whatsoever from your access to LOCALGRANNY.COM, your use of any password or username assigned to you by us, your conduct and contact with any Member or any other person whatsoever, your use of any Content posted to or downloaded from LOCALGRANNY.COM, and your use of any Services provided by LOCALGRANNY.COM, that LOCALGRANNY.COM and/or its owners, officers, employees, agents, and attorneys may incur as a result of your use of any of the Services offered by us or otherwise.
2. Your duty to defend persons under this Agreement includes the duty to reimburse the attorneys' fees, legal expense, fees, and other reasonable costs of defense though counsel of our own selection and we alone shall have the right to control our defense, even if our defense directly conflicts with your interests.
3. You agree that should you receive any information concerning any claim or lawsuit or the threat of either, against us or against you, on account of your use of our Services, you shall immediately inform us with all details known to you by means of the most rapid and sure means available to you. You shall not use email as the exclusive means of so informing us, but if you use it as a supplementary form of communicating this to us, you shall transmit it to firstname.lastname@example.org, using the header: "NOTICE OF CLAIM AGAINST LOCALGRANNY.COM".
4. The provisions of this Section, among others in this Agreement, survive the termination of this Agreement.
1. When your use of the Service seems to violate Agreement, we may, but do not have to, advise you of your obligations under this Agreement, and we may take any action provided for in this Agreement.
2. Should you violate any of the terms of this Agreement, or should we have a reasonable suspicion that you have done so, we may, in our absolute discretion, cancel your registration, bar future registration, terminate any profile, username or password, permanently delete all or any part of your Content, and/or take any other action we deem fair or sensible in our sole and absolute discretion, at any time, for any reason or no reason, with or without notice. This provision is not meant to limit or restrict the absolute right of LOCALGRANNY.COM under Sections B. 2. and L.3. of this Agreement (and elsewhere) to terminate this Agreement for any reason or no reason, at any time, with or without notice.
3. Membership in LOCALGRANNY.COM may be terminated by you at any time, with or without any cause. You may terminate your account at this link. Your access to LOCALGRANNY.COM, your account, and/or your username and password combination may also be terminated by LOCALGRANNY.COM at any time, with or without cause and with or without prior notice and we may delete all of your data on our servers when we do so, with or without prior notice.
4. You may cancel your profile at any time. Cancellation will be effective within 48 hours, though you accept that any crawled content such as profile page information on search engines is completely outside of our control and will take a longer period to disappear. If we terminate your profile because you breached this Agreement you agree that should we terminate all of our Services or your Membership subscription without cause, we may not compensate you for remaining messages you may have purchased.
5. You agree that LOCALGRANNY.COM shall not be liable to you or any third party for any damages arising out of its termination or suspension of your access to the Service or modification of the Service or its termination of the Service or any part of it, including but not limited to the loss of your data.
1. You acknowledge, represent and warrant that you have read these terms and conditions and agree to be bound by them (as they may be modified in accordance with the terms of this Agreement) as part of and in consideration of your LOCALGRANNY.COM membership.
2. In the event that any one or more of the provisions contained in this Agreement shall for any reason be held to be invalid, illegal or unenforceable in any respect, such invalidity, illegality or unenforceability shall not affect any other provision hereof, and this Agreement shall be construed as if such invalid, illegal or unenforceable provision(s) had never been included.
3. The headings set out before the various paragraphs of this Agreement are set out for convenience only and it is agreed that they do not limit the meaning or extent of any language found in such paragraphs. You agree that this Agreement fully and completely integrates and incorporates and recites every agreement between you and LOCALGRANNY.COM, subject to the provisions of this Agreement providing for change, and you agree that all prior discussions, agreements, or negotiations between the parties are either rescinded by mutual agreement or have been integrated into this Agreement, and that none any longer survives as a matter that is enforceable unless it has been expressly set forth in this Agreement.
Choice of Law, Arbitration, Exclusive Jurisdiction. You further acknowledge and agree, by applying for membership to LOCALGRANNY.COM, that these terms and conditions shall be construed under and pursuant to the laws of (i) your country of main residence (at the moment the dispute arises), or (ii) in case there is any dispute or doubt regarding which country that is, under the laws of Guernsey. Except as may otherwise be specifically provided otherwise herein, any and all disputes arising out of or related to this Agreement and/or your relationship with LOCALGRANNY.COM and/or your use of this site shall be exclusively submitted to binding arbitration according to the rules for arbitration of the Center for Dispute Resolution (www.cedires.com). Such arbitration will be preceded by a mediation attempt, which may occur using telephone conference or similar tools such as Skype etc. Place of arbitration will be (i) the capital city of your country of main residence (at the moment the dispute arises),. If all parties agree to that after the dispute has arisen (i) the arbitration may take place with the use of electronic means such as Skype etc.; in that case hearings can take place using those methods; (ii) the applicable law as mentioned above may be replaced, if all parties agree to that, by the rules of equity as understood by European continental lawyers, i.e. ex aequo et bono. Should an arbitration clause be invalid in your jurisdiction in consumer contracts, then the Courts of Guernsey will have exclusive jurisdiction and Guernsey law shall be applicable.
Arbitration or any dispute between the parties shall proceed solely on an individual basis without the right for any Claims to be arbitrated on a class action basis or on bases involving claims brought in a purported representative capacity on behalf of others. The arbitrator's authority to resolve and make written awards is limited to Claims between you and us alone. Claims may not be joined or consolidated unless agreed to in writing by all parties. No arbitration award or decision will have any preclusive effect as to issues or claims in any dispute with anyone who is not a named party to the arbitration.
To the maximum extent permitted by applicable law, you agree that any Dispute arising out of this Agreement must be filed within one (1) year after the date in which the incident giving rise to the Dispute occurred. Absence of filing a claim within the time limit provided provokes a waiver of such claim and prohibits any claim based on any Dispute.
All disputes will be resolved as stated above, whether the services of LOCALGRANNY.COM are accessed from within the United States or from outside the United States.
The parties waive and the Arbitrator shall not be empowered to grant indirect, consequential, special, punitive or exemplary damages and/or damages or relief in excess of those permitted by this Agreement unless the statute under which they are suing provides otherwise.
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